Comedy Interlude, sponsored by 3.5 hours of Golden, Delicious Sleep

All baby and no sleep makes Dad a funny guy.

1. Awesome band name I thought up last night, free to a good home: Doctor Rocktopus

2. Snippet of conversation from one of last night's feedings:
Mom: Wow, he's really eating a lot, he's been sucking for 10 minutes straight!
Dad: I haven't seen anything like that since the last time we watched Grey's Anatomy!

Zing!